Tuesday, August 11, 2020

The VDPG Guide to Progressive Hostage-Taken Cities

Staff Writer, DL Mullan
Progressive / Stockholm Syndrome 
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This guide is to help confused Americans on how to reference our balkanized localities taken hostage by oppressive regressive progressive regimes. 

First, refer to these cities by adding: stan, to the end of the names. For example: 

Portland... is Portlandstan
Seattle... is Seattlestan

Second, the other territories that have been so ravaged by progressive mayhem, their names have to reflect their brand of domestic violence. To illustrate: 

Chicago... is ChIraq 
Baltimore... is Baltyemen 
Flint... is Flintstone 
St. Louis... is St. Lebanon

Now for renaming other progressive run cities: 
Detroit... Detroitstan
Ferguson... Fergustan
Memphis...Memphistopheles
Birmingham...Birmingstan
Wilmington... Wilmingstan
Camden...Camdenstan
Kansas City... Kansyria City
Alexandria... Alexandsyria
Little Rock... Litttle Ukrockaine
Cleveland...Clevelandstan
Milwaukee... Milwomalia
Stockton...Stockstan
Monroe...Monroestan
Chester...Chesterstan

If you would like to stop the degradation of our cities by bad policies and governance, then stop voting progressive. 

Vote in sanity instead because elections have consequences.


Source: Daily Signal


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